Even when I brought home straight As, I never got an "atta boy!" or "way to go, champ!" My mother was as cold as Elsa from Frozen.
Because of this lack of affection, I now take out all of my frustration on a team that has no clue I'm alive. Rather than celebrate in their overall success, I am nitpicking why they aren't as dominant as the Jordan Bulls or Magic Lakers.
Yes, the Spurs are a worthy adversary and only a few teams are capable of beating them outright, yet we've managed to go toe-to-toe with them.
Huzzah! All hail the Clippers, new kings of LA!
[Isn't that what you wish every troll would confess?]